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“Be good to your children. They will be the custodians of your legacy.” —Peter J. Vorzimmer

Friday, February 10, 2017

Cambridge 1958-1962

Chronicled below are some of my father’s earliest infidelities from his unpublished autobiography. It would seem that he recorded only the most memorable dalliances, hinting at others perhaps less interesting. His extramarital activities seemed to dawn with the new decade of the 1960s and read something like a bad British comedy of the period or an Austin Powers-type spoof. My father and mother had moved to Cambridge so that my father could get his masters and doctorate, which, as his memoirs reveal, took him at lot longer than it should have.

Mary Ann was seven months pregnant when we sailed August 15th on the TSS New York out of Manhattan for Southampton. Mary Ann’s parents would come over just before the baby was due—which was not until the beginning of October. Michaelmas Term, 1958 would commence on October 4th—the day Jeff was born.
We stayed in a little bed & breakfast place on Trumpington Street until we found a furnished house through January’s, the estate agents. Given our young ages and lack of experience, in addition to being new parents, my mother agreed to supplement our income, if needed. We found a lovely semi-detached four-bedroom house on Windsor Road—just off the Histon and Huntingdon Roads north of town. The rent was 8 guineas ($25) a week, but I would need a bike or a scooter to get around.
It was a spacious place, which required no further furniture—except some space heaters (it was not centrally heated). Two of the bedrooms were of decent size (12'x14'), the front would be the master bedroom, the rear would make a decent study; the remaining two were rather small (only 6'x9'), but good enough for a nursery and a box room. Downstairs there was a front sitting room—which would be our dining room—and a back sitting room with french doors opening onto a large garden. There was a smallish kitchen with an antique gas stove and an ancient fridge, and there was also a larder. Out back, abutting the garage, was a coal shed which also had an outside toilet (although there was one toilet and one bathroom upstairs on the second floor.) The structure was shared with a neighboring house having the same amenities. It was considered solid, if not upper middle class as evidenced by the fact that our neighbor, Doug Howarth, was Manager of the local Legal & General office, one of the country’s insurance companies. He had a wife and three children (two sons and a daughter), pre-teens. Our Estate Agent, as it turned out, also had a wife who gave birth at the same place and on the same date as Jeff.
Our life in Cambridge was one of stereotypical domestic bliss. We lived fairly well due to a favorable exchange rate—and financial help from my mother. Mary Ann became pregnant with Mark in February following Jeff’s birth; the boys would be 13 months apart. Slowly the trappings of family life were surrounding me.
In the meantime, Cambridge University’s Committee for the History & Philosophy of Science was busy creating a graduate program in the subject. The first students would be students who wanted to become science teachers in secondary schools, and wanted an additional feather in their cap. But it was difficult for the graduate school to attract competent people versed in specific sciences. It was difficult to train historians sufficiently in the sciences for them to do competent graduate work in their history, but seemed less so to train scientists in the methods of history. This is particularly so as it is the task of every would-be graduate student in the science to research the history of his intended area of research. So, the student of proven competence in a scientific field was the desired candidate to do grad work in the History of Science. As a result, I was proselytized by the resident Historians of Science, namely, A. Rupert Hall of Christ’s and Sydney Smith of St. Catharine’s, to do graduate work in the History of Biology. To do so, I would have to attend lectures, supervisions, and tutorials for the graduate Diploma in the History and Philosophy of Science; but to make the switch over more palatable, I was told that successful attainment of the Diploma would pretty much guarantee my acceptance as a graduate student in the History of Science and would also be allowed to count towards 3 of the 9 required semesters towards a Ph.D. I did so in June 1959.
In the spring, at Mary Ann’s suggestion, I wrote to her old Biology Professor at Northern Michigan College (now University) about a summer school teaching position. He, in turn, passed on my letter, to another Professor—Holmes Boynton—who, in turn, offered me a job for that summer of 1959. It didn’t offer much pay, but it was enough to pay all our passages back to the upper peninsula of Michigan, where Mary Ann’s parents lived; and where our costs would be negligible and it would only be a 65-minute drive to Marquette from Michigamme.
The Northern position was an NSA-sponsored summer Institute for Teachers of the Sciences. Most of the attendees were high school science teachers, most of the lecturers were visitors. There were also a number of regular college students in attendance that summer, many of them living in the dorms. I became friendly with many of them. I participated in several evening bull sessions with the students wherein I told of my own exploits at UCSB and encouraged one and all to “Question Authority.” Well, word got back to Boynton that I was promulgating subversion among Northern students and I was summarily called in—this after 2½ weeks of the session—and told that my services would now no longer needed. I was given my full pay as severance and there I was, fired from my first job. As this was, apparently, not going to affect my career, I could have cared less, but I was embarrassed. I returned, somewhat chastened, to Cambridge, and the beginning of a graduate career.
My biggest initial help came from Dr. Sydney Smith, Tutor in Natural Sciences at St. Catharine’s, University Lecturer in Embryology, and member of the History & Philosophy of Science Committee. Sydney was always helpful, but he was equally on an on-going ego trip. He was a relative non-achiever—though he did excellent work—who had to make it up by demeaning those under him. He incessantly told us what relatively uneducated, sometimes stupid, always ignorant, lot we were. Nonetheless, out of these meetings, we did obtain vital—and helpful—information.
But Sydney did introduce me to The Whim, Cambridge’s venerable (now gone—replaced by a Liberty store) tea-room. Many an hour was spent talking, visiting, and, occasionally, picking up girls there. I can remember a whole range of characters from there, from Elie Zahar, now LSE’s eminent philosopher of science, to Ivan the Terrible Driving Instructor. The latter was a local Englishman who so very much wanted to be part of our “crowd;” he also recognized the opportunities that we had found at the Whim for picking up girls. Ivan would invariably come in at tea-time and plop himself down with one of us. But when an attractive group of girls would come in, this gaunt and somewhat thick-witted chap would hop up and, uninvited, join their table. Ivan was the only man who I believed could clear out the entire place, simply by hopping from table to table and precipitating hurried departures!
Two elderly sisters ran The Whim and they had their decided favorites among the regulars; if you were polite and reasonably well-dressed and passed the time of day with them, you were admitted to their sanctum. When they could no longer make a go of the place in the face of Caius’ mounting rent increases; and when no one person or institution stepped forward to preserves this landmark, it went the way of so many Cambridge places: it fell to a local extension of a chain store. Laura Ashley, Liberty, Dillon’s, Marks & Spencer and the Body Shop; all have pushed out local store owners by paying the exorbitant rents the College-landlords have demanded. Pubs like the Bath and the Eagle have been bought and renovated almost beyond recognition—and even serve pizza as pub-grub! The “Crit” as the Criterion pub was known, nestled in the Arts Cinema passageway, was the handwriting on the wall; then the Still & Sugarloaf, then the Rose on Rose Crescent—and so it goes, or, went.
My principal friends in Cambridge from 1958-1962 were, among students—notably the St. Cat’s trio of Peter Lomas, Alaba Akinsete (from Nigeria), B. K. Wong (from Malaysia), Alun Steer—reading German at St. Johns and after whom I named my second son—and various “townies,” such as Janet and Brian Legg, she the Administrative Secretary of my department, he a Cambridge United footballer—and then there was Elie and Johanna Zahar, he a brilliant undergraduate mathematician, and she a German student at the Tech.
During my first academic year, my mentor Sydney Smith—embryologist and part-time historian of biology—took me under his wing as a fellow Darwin scholar and showed me around the Darwiniana at the University. There were some items to be found at the Botany School at the Sedgwick Avenue site; the reason for this being that Darwin had left most of his scientific collections to his botanist son, Francis who had become a professor of botany at the University. Botanical research papers, reprints, collections, found their way here. Darwin’s personal library, some family letters and papers, zoological specimens and collections remained at Down House in Kent, which had been preserved and maintained by the College of Physicians and Surgeons. It had been turned into a school shortly after Emma Darwin’s death, but reverted to the public domain in the late 20s and now stands much as the Darwins had left it in the 19th Century. The University Library contains Darwin’s papers, letters and manuscripts.
Most important for me personally, was Dr. Smith’s taking me to the Botany School Library. There, some 9' up along the topmost shelf along one corner wall was a 15' line of manila-wrapped, string-tied packets of 3"-4" thick book-sized bundles. Dr. Smith invited me to ascend the library ladder and, pointing to the rightmost side, suggested that I open one. They were offprints of scientific periodical articles belonging to Sir Francis Darwin. Then, finding much satisfaction in this smug game of hide-and-seek, he beckoned me to move a little further to my left and retrieve another bundle. I soon had packets of articles that had been collected by both Francis and his more illustrious father; a little further to the left and I was looking at Darwin’s own personal reprint collection. Containing over a 1,000 books and journal articles, it also contained a total of over ¼ million words of Darwin’s holograph annotations. This was to be the researcher’s gold mine and was to form the basis for my doctoral dissertation! I had the material with which to assay the direct influence of contemporary sources upon Darwin and his ideas! This was handed to me by Dr. Smith and became the center around which my research revolved.
My social life revolved around the Leggs, Alun Steer and his Yugoslavia girlfriend, Nuja, my journalistic efforts (held over from my Santa Barbara days) and my college friends. Through my friend Alaba (Vincent) Akinsete at Cat’s I met Bittan (Mai-Britt) Hallquist, a Swedish student studying English in Cambridge. We became good friends, having had many lunches, etc., together with the boys from Cat’s, at The Gardenia, The Whim, The Copper Kettle, and all those other places that students piss away their indolent hours when they should be studying. Socio-sexually inexperienced that I was, I enjoyed the attentions of Bittan. I was most curious about Sweden. So, with Alun Steer having gone off to Germany to study for the Michaelmas term of 1960 and his heading home to England for Christmas, I contrived a little trip to the Continent: from Tilbury to Gothenberg, Sweden via North Sea ferry, thence by train to Stockholm, where I would then train down the 20 miles to see Bittan in Tumba, then back up to Stockholm and then train, via Copenhagen to Hamburg, where I would meet up with Alun and then we’d return home to England on a student train, arriving on December 23rd. It was an interesting trip—Mary Ann making no objection, providing I was back before Christmas.
Bittan met me, along with heavily falling snow, when I arrived at the station in Tumba. She told me it was Santa Lucia night and there would be a small festival down at the local school. This was the formal arrival of winter, the festival of lights, wherein one 13-year-old school girl who’d been elected to the role of Lucia, would lead a candlelight procession from one part of town down to the school. This was to be followed by a dinner of nearly all the adults in the town. It was quite impressive to see the strings of hand-held candles coming from all the different lanes, converging on the High Street and moving en masse down to the school. Dinner was quite gay and I was one of the centers of attraction. I was taught how to skål and consumed many of the little chilled shots of aquavit. The next day Bittan offered to accompany me up to Stockholm and spend my last day in Stockholm with me before I left on the train to Copenhagen. It was a fun day and we ended up at the Regina Hotel, a modest place in the center of town. We each got single rooms—on different floors. We said a warm farewell at the train station the following day—I would be in Copenhagen by late afternoon.
I can’t remember much about Copenhagen and Hamburg except that I knew no one in the former and Alan was not very helpful, socially, in the latter. We enjoyed several evenings in the student beer cellars and I was introduced to several English-speaking students. I remember but one problem with the English-German translating. There was this young couple, Hans and Gerda, quite attractive, in their mid-20s. They seemed quite attached and quite vivacious. In an effort to get to know them better I asked them how long they had been “going together.” What I didn’t know was that the term, translated literally into German, means “having sexual intercourse”—as in “how long have the cow and bull been going together?” There was a hushed pause in the conversation, the two looked at each other, blushed visibly, then burst out laughing. They realized that my question, quite innocent, had missed its meaning in translation. My puzzlement in their laughter was allayed by Alun’s explanation and the good times continued.
As it turned out, Alun had much work undone and he would be unable to accompany me back to England. I was disappointed at having to make the long haul back on my own. But he introduced me to three Art students who were travelling in that direction, so I would have some companionship. They were an Italian, an Englishman, and a German—it looked like, with my French, we had all the language bases covered, if needed.
I remembered we arrived at the Hamburg railway station on the day of our travel quite late at night. It seemed quite eerie and foreboding to me; winter, late night, foreign country. And the German love of uniforms. It seemed that even the S-Bahn conductors looked like SS men in their black uniforms with their peaked caps. I felt like I was in an old black & white B movie and expected Conrad Veidt to emerge any minute in a Gestapo uniform. The German I heard in the background certainly helped to set the mood.
The bahnhof was quiet, with a moderate number of people; one or two had laid out on the long benches in the waiting room, at least one sound asleep. The four of us students sat on a bench opposite the sleeper, keeping our eye on the electric notice board above for the platform number of our train to Dunquerque.
All of a sudden—so it seemed—the double swinging doors on the street side of the waiting room burst open and two black-uniformed policemen came striding into the room. At that point I felt my Jewish blood curdling in my veins—it was the 1940s again and they were surely looking for me!
They had black leather boots on and they strode down either side of the main central aisle, glaring down at each person waiting. As they reached our aisle—I was already feeling so guilty; of something—in one alarming swoop the cop had unleashed his billy club and THWACK! thumped a reclined sleeper on the soles of his shoes. He shot up in an instant—God knows if he had had a heart condition he would have died of a coronary right then and there! I could see from the frozen expressions of my pals that they shared my terrified thoughts. We all felt like camp escapees trying to make our way out of Nazi Germany: the railway station waiting room in the dead of a winter night was the perfect setting. I really expected the cop to approach me and demand to see my “papers;” but they passed on, scrambling another sleeper and, seemingly appropriately, escorting him out of the station. We sighed and visibly relaxed when the announcement board indicated our train’s platform and we rushed for it.
We were lucky that the train was not crowded. We split up, three of us in one compartment, the Italian Franco, the Englishman Bob, and I in one compartment and our other friend had one all to himself for the time being.
As the train trundled Westward through the night, we quickly learned that the best way to guarantee our privacy was to draw the three curtains on the aisle side of the compartment—one on each side of the sliding door and one on the door itself. We found that the seats slid slightly forward, allowing them to recline at about 30º and thus, if there was no one in the seat opposite, it would make a veritable bed. Unfortunately, there was no lock on the sliding door of the compartment, so at nearly every stop someone noisily slid open our door and jolted us awake; no doubt stirring the recent memory of jackbooted Gestapo agents catching us at last!
Finally, around 2:30 a.m. Franco got the bright idea of resting the foot of his left leg and propping it up against the door lever. By straightening out his leg he created a virtual bar against the opening of the door. The way some travelling schweinhunds responded to this erstwhile challenge by wrestling with the unopenable door was something to behold. At one point I imagined three or four putting their muscles together in an effort to get inside! Obviously, there was little peace and precious little rest on that trip. By 7:30 a.m. with what looked to be the influx of commuters as we crossed into Belgium, someone had summoned the conductor to “unlock” our compartment and we were aggressively rousted into sitting positions as three grumbling German commuters slammed the now-empty seats upright and plopped themselves into their seats, glaring at us student-bums all the while.
Apparently, the train-ferry connection was not too well planned, for we were told that the ferry was just leaving as we pulled into the dockside siding. Being holiday time, all the ferries were booked to capacity and thus, if we missed this one, there was no telling when the hell we’d ever get off the continent. As it was we had to jump onto a moving ferry. With the dangerous gap already widening, I almost had second thoughts, but my wife and kids sitting expectantly around a Christmas tree flashed in my mind and I leapt onto the ferry. I was home by late afternoon of the 23rd.
The year 1960 ended and all seemed quite normal on Windsor Road. My research was proceeding slowly but surely. We were living fairly comfortably on $300 a month; paying as we were only $108 for the rental of our four-bedroom furnished house.
We were able to entertain, even throwing the occasional party for groups of our friends: the Jocks of Christs and the Mummers—two totally and diametrically opposite social groups. Rugby players like Vic Harding, Dave MacSweeny, Donald MacBean, Ron Hoare, and embryonic actors and comedians from the Mummers and the A. D. C.
Much to the occasional chagrin of my bourgeois neighbors—who had to look out their windows in the morning to see what looked like the aftermath of the Battle of the Somme with bodies strewn everywhere.
Towards the summer of 1961 I had begun to feel that I was letting myself get too out of shape. To that end I inveigled soccer-playing Brian Legg to play whiffle ball with me in our backyard, against the side of our garage and I began a diet. By the beginning of term I had gone from about 208 lbs. down to 154—9 lbs. below my ideal weight. By Christmas I would treat myself to a host of new clothes.
That December of 1961, Mary Ann and I decided that she would return home for Christmas in Michigan with the boys. As I was to be finished with my dissertation by June, I could fly back for good at the beginning of summer. To that end, I secured myself a small flat on the 3rd floor of a friend’s house on Huntingdon Road, just around the corner from Windsor Road. This was the house of Maurice and Beryl Frost, who I got to know through Maurice’s job as Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages. There was just the two of them and their five-year-old daughter in a big Victorian house. I had just run into Maurice on the street and he looked terrible. He had lost about 50 lbs. due to the sudden onset of Diabetes. He had also lost his job. It being a dead-end position, he was not fit for anything really but another civil service job—and there weren’t any of those going around. Beryl worked as a secretary/accountant for a local dairy; they were only just scraping by at the time. When I mentioned that I would be moving out of Windsor Road and still wanting to stay for another six months in Cambridge, the idea came to Maurice that he could solve both our problems by renting me the 3rd floor two-room flat at the top of his house and £2 a week seemed good for both of us. All I needed to bring was a desk, a couple of kerosene heaters, books, bedclothes, typewriter, a gas cooking ring and a couple of utensils.
I turned the two small rooms into a cozy little apartment. I brought a large carpet which effectively became wall-to-wall in the front sitting room. I had a couch, a desk and chair, a coffee table and a couple of lamps. The heater which had heated the Windsor Road living room made the small sitting room quite toasty. In the other room was the big double bed, a bureau and a night table. In the hall landing there was a large cupboard where I kept utensils, crockery, and light food.
I had flown back to America with my family, intending to return on New Year’s Eve. The first and only dance party at the International Centre on Trinity Street was to be a New Year’s party—and I didn’t want to miss it, replete with new duds and a slender 154 lb. body. I can still remember that party. The place was packed—wall to wall with attractive Scandinavian girls—and all my “gunslinger” pals. I was like a kid locked in a candy store! They even managed to serve drinks that night—something one could normally never get at the Centre.
The only girl I remember from that night was Tula, a slight brassy Finnish girl. She was a lusty thing who, true-to-form, drank much that night. She weighed in at about 90 lbs. and was so limp from inebriation that I found it easier to dance with her by carrying her entire weight so her feet never touched the dance floor. It was like making love vertically. I was in seventh heaven! This was a token of things to come!
I think I spent nearly every day of the first five months of 1962 in the Centre. The lunch cafeteria was my venue; so much so that Anita, the German cook, had become an ally of mine as the place became my living room.
I can even remember the night, having come home after a particularly wild evening, seen my desktop full of uncompleted work and, opening the desk drawer, swept everything on top into it, not to open it again for six months!
One of my more memorable affairs was with the Coroner’s wife. This woman’s husband had also hoped to become Cambridge’s next mayor. They lived around the corner from where I was living and I had met her on one of our many joint appearances at Lloyd’s Bank. She was both flirtatious and chatty—she was then about 36 years old, Irish, with dark hair and sparkling, come-hither eyes. I can remember, shortly after Mary Ann left, running across her and, engaging her in conversation over a coffee at the Kenya coffee house, I invited her to come ’round and see how students live. As it was but a two-minute walk from her house, she did so on the following day. It was not a difficult conquest; indeed, I was the seducee! It was chiefly memorable for the fact that she kept blurting out, at the most inappropriate times, “Do you know what my husband would do if he ever caught us?!” Or, at the moment of orgasmic truth ... “My husband is a violent man!” I vowed then to leave this neurotic woman alone thereafter and to have more respect where I parked my Willy! As Coroner, I could just see him standing over my dead body—having been murdered by this irate husband—and stating: “Death by Misadventure.” I was definitely going to give that woman a pass.
That winter I was, as they say, a “slut”. I remember dating a little Finnish bird called Eino. I had been trying, for some weeks, to get into her pants, unsuccessfully. One evening, on what I determined would be our last Platonic date, we went to a party at Pete Andres’ on Emmanuel Road and the liquor, as usual, was flowing like water. I had even brought my own bottle of Vodka which I had stuck to chill in his fridge.
In the course of the evening the effect of all the alcohol brought on an “I don’t give a damn” attitude towards this girl. I had resigned myself to never enjoying her slim dancer’s body carnally. I pointedly let her dance with any guy who asked her, and enjoyed dances with a few nubile beauties myself—almost to the point of ignoring her. This had the unexpected but much desired effect of getting her competitive dander up and, after another half-an-hour she insisted that we leave. I told her she could find a cab across the street at the Drummer Street bus station, but she leaned into me, pulling on my lapel, and whispered “I want you to take me back to your place!” She had decided. I heard the victory bell go off in my head, and, draining my last water glass of vodka, grabbed her and steered her out of the busy party and out, onto my scooter, and vroomed off to Huntingdon Road. The cold night air on the scooter ride really caused the effect of the vodka to take hold on both of us; by the time we dismounted in front of the house, I wasn’t quite sure that I could make the long flights up to the 3rd floor. It was bone-chilling cold and I would be lured up those stairs by the thought of my warm toasty, over-heated apartment.
When I got to my landing I lurched directly into the bedroom and, pulling off my clothes in one big go, I collapsed onto the bed. Eino was miffed at the idea of having committed herself to this act, she was going to have to forego any notions of romantic foreplay. I was totally drunk and getting less compos mentis by the minute. She hovered over the bed with me lying prostrate in it looking quite perturbed as she shucked off her coat and blouse. The room started swimming around me as I looked up at her luscious body and well-formed breasts and saw her unfastening her dress. As it slid to the floor and she slid her panties down to her ankles (thank God for the over-heated room!), I realized that nothing but 20 miles of bad neural road lay between my eager brain and my sleeping Willy!
Could I summon up the roving molecules of hormonal chemistry? Could I somehow direct them to the appropriate source? That was the question. Obviously, Willy was not being a stand-up guy. And Eino, sure that her disrobing gestures would have had the appropriate effect, was not too happy with the flaccid results.
With a slight shrug, she seemed to resign herself to a more overt form of stimulation and slid in and down on top of me, running her hands all over my bod. I kept repeating in my mind this little prayer ...” God, if you love me, you’ll make me sober. Just a little sober; just get my blood to the right parts; just for ten minutes. God make me sober.” But this was not to be the case; there was a backlog of gastric alcohol that was still entering my blood and the latter was not going anywhere useful. Eino was getting more and more passionate. I could feel her body on mine getting hotter and hotter; she was no paragon of sobriety—yet the alcohol was having the effect on her that I had been praying it would have on me. The 20 miles of bad road between brain and schlong was stretching into 40, or was totally blocked—fellatio even by a sexually dedicated Brigitte Bardot would have had no effect. Eino tried for about a quarter of an hour: she would have rubbed Willy raw if I hadn’t told her to forget it. We’d try it in the morning I assured her.
Then something went click in her mind; and her overheated and dedicated passion turned to quiet rage. She jumped out of the bed and, with me mumbling my fervent tumescent mantra, proceeded to dress herself. But my mind swam as the room whirled and my eyes circled helplessly in their sockets. I could barely discern that delicious body as it was being covered up. Talk about frustration!
I begged her to stay, promising untold ecstasies in a few hours, but she wasn’t having any of it. She turned, put on her jacket, and, before she left, she strode over to the window, threw it fully open, and looked out, cursing that it was starting to snow and she was about half-a-mile from home. She strode out, slamming the door, not having shut the wide-open window in the face of what has since held to be Cambridge’s worst winter storm in this century! Outside, and faced with the prospect of a long, freezing walk home in the snow, she found some satisfaction in leaning down and letting the air out of both tires of my scooter.
In the morning I opened my eyes and looked down at my uncovered body. It was blue! I couldn’t believe it! I could barely move: I was suffering from exposure. My head was pounding, that was how I knew I was alive. As I cast my mind back to the night before, I winced in painful memory of how badly I had blown it with the lovely Eino—after weeks of frustrating anticipation! I had to shout down for Maurice’s assistance, as I was incapacitated. I asked him to draw me a warm bath, help me up and help me downstairs to thaw. I reckon that all the alcohol I had drunk had acted as an anti-freeze—particularly when I saw the two feet of snow that had accumulated during the night at the foot of the still-wide-open window! Nearly two feet of snow had fallen on Cambridge during that night. The city was paralyzed. As it turned out, it had to borrow emergency snowplows from the city of Stevenage, 25 miles south, to clear the main roads in and out of Cambridge.
After I had recovered sufficiently to be ambulatory, I decided to take my scooter into town. Fat luck! I then discovered what Eino had done in her fit of pique. I had to remove one tire and carry it down about 500 yards to the nearest petrol station for a refill, put on the spare tire as well, then go refill the second tire. Also, it was near-lethal trying to navigate that scooter down the Castle Hill: it was sliding all over the place. That was one winter I shall never forget!

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Philadelphia Daily News Thu Nov 15, 1984



Monday, February 6, 2017

Caught by the Paparazzi in the South of France

L to R: Me, the artist Alfredo "Alma" Martinez and the Living Legend, St.-Jean-de-Luz, France 1991

Friday, February 3, 2017

Alexis

The following excerpt from my father’s autobiography chronicles the end of his affair with a 19-year-old student named Alexis in early 1978. He was 40 at the time. Chronologically, this follow the Lucy stories (1977), but was written before those. There are a few things that are striking about this part if his autobiography, most notably the shift to third person, as if he’s telling the life story of someone else. It might have signaled a decision to turn the autobiography into a novel. If that were so, he changed his mind again, as his writing over the days leading up to his death were written, again, in the first person. He also indicates for the first, and only time, that Gudrun and Joanne were his two greatest loves.

Finally, it should be noted that Charles Darwin’s birthday, mentioned in the story, would have been significant to my father in that his doctoral thesis was on Darwin as well as the subject of one of his books. He also borrows two lines from Shakespeare in the opening paragraph.

          So what was it all about? Full of sound and fury; signifying nothing. What a life. He loved not wisely; but too well. But did he do even that? Did he let it all pass by him—an unrequited malcontent who lived the less for wanting more. But he never had Gudrun, or Joanne; those he claimed as his life’s two greatest loves. Who did he have; who did he let get away? Diana? Yes. Elizabeth? Yes. Mary Ann? Yes. Helen? Perhaps, but not when he believed he had her.
          And what about those years after Lucy? after the divorce . . . 65% of the total. Lucy, clearly, must have had an effect on him. Was it something new? Or was it a reconfirmation of long-held beliefs, doubts, fears, insecurities?
          Lucy, it seemed to him, ruined it all. He believed there was much in her that would have constituted a new beginning, a new life; by mid-July of ’77 it was all evaporated. He even nurtured the hope that, somehow, on his return, it might indeed be restored: that glimpse of what could be.
          It hurt him, eleven years later, to think about that fall; the separation, the rendering—of the good, the family, what had been, at least on the surface of things, the good life. He had to leave the house when they returned from Europe at the end of that Summer, for one thing . . . but where to go? Not much of the old charter flight fortune left now . . . merely the humble professor’s salary. David Dickstein, former neighbor and sometime pal, had a big communal house in West Philadelphia. He offered me a room there, but no real privacy; and he got used to that. Besides, the days were ticking away on what little time was left to be with, to enjoy, the girls.
          It was to be the Freshman Interdisciplinary Studies Program that turned him around; a bit. The shared teaching with seven other professors removed some of the aura of the single professor hitting on his young students. There was one stunning young woman, Alexis, who, although only 19, was seemingly quite mature for her age. She was feeling stifled by strict and conventional parents. She had made her iconoclasm felt when she shocked Roxborough (a blue-collar community north of Philadelphia) by having a Black date for the Senior Prom and an illicit affair with the Vice-Principal (facts not known to Peter at the start of things). Alexis was not his “type” save in her tall, slender body and her obvious sensuality. She was dark and quiet; Baudelarian, sultry—like a black panther; a definitely female jungle animal. She had poise and bearing, such only commonly found in women over 30 and with no little worldly experience. He came on and she accepted quietly, with no questions, no conditions, no reservations, and, as it turned out, no commitment.
          They became intimate to the tune of a Nilsson album, A Little Touch of Schmilsson in the Night, playing in his part-time bedroom at Dickstein’s house. It was no big deal in terms of difficulty, nor was it accompanied by any resistance or form of ritualistic (or otherwise) protestations. She simply became his and they moved into a relationship. The only awkwardness (and that was felt more by her than he) was that she was required to return home every evening. She clearly could not overnight at Wallace Street; not, that is, until October 13th, when Beverly and the girls were to leave. Then there were a few overnights. Friday afternoons were ritualized to include a bottle of champagne and a pound or two of boiled and peeled jumbo shrimp . . . then quietly unadorned lovemaking. Time was spent with the Conroys . . . talking, playing cards (at which Alexis did not feel comfortable), watching TV and out for the occasional movie. While he accepted it as he would any other relationship; she was feeling beset by the restraints imposed by her living with her parents. By January he pushed, and she did what was required to force the issue at home. By the 8th of February time had come for her to make the move. The night of Sunday, the 4th of February 1978, a large snowstorm hit Philadelphia.
           He had to prevail on good old Uncle Al [Seidman, his neighbor two blocks away] and his roomy station wagon, to facilitate the move. Out to Martin Street, it took him, Al, and Alexis’ brother and Alexis herself to complete the move before dark and possibly more snow and before Alexis’ father came home from work and a possible ensuing scene. There was not a lot of stuff . . . two chairs, a chest and boxes of various things—mostly clothes, but some records, keepsakes, etc. That weekend was like most weekends only Alexis didn’t have to go home. He couldn’t remember her talking—at least at any length he might have noticed—with her parents. Friday afternoon they had gone down to the bank to arrange for checks on his checking account to be issued to Alexis in her name. Sunday she had to go home because her house was to be the scene of a bridal shower for her oldest sister who was to be married in the early summer. That Sunday began rather routinely, with a mid-morning breakfast. As they sat together at the kitchen table, he reflected on the fact that this would be her first trip home since her moving out and the first time they would be apart since. The first emotional glitch—seen only retrospectively hours, days, and weeks later—came when he felt moved to say something then. She had been commenting on what time she’d have to leave to make the shower when he reached over and put his hand lightly on her forearm and said that he’d miss her. Even years later he could remember her noticeably flinch at this heart-felt comment on his part. She was clearly feeling the smothering claustrophobia in a relationship wherein one party is moving emotionally faster and more intensely that the other. It passed right by him; not so much from insensitivity as an overwhelming not-quite-at-the-surface feeling he had of wishing she were saying that to him. It was not a good omen, that at the door on her way out—her sister had come to fetch her—he quipped that she shouldn’t forget to come back.
          In his insecurity and his not-fully-healed psycho-emotional state, it turned out to be a long, uncomfortable day. She left just before 11 a.m. And it was just getting dark when, at around 4:15 p.m., she returned. He had to quip again that he was beginning to think she wasn’t coming back. This gave her the easy and convenient opening for her to say that she wasn’t coming back, that she had decided to return home and was just coming back to tell him face-to-face and to pick up a number of items. Perhaps, said she, he could inveigle Uncle Al to let him use the station wagon to re-deliver her goods. This was clearly the moment at which the shock of the moment wore off and bitterness could be felt flowing upwards, from whence his heart had sunk, in his body. He asked how she could even make such a request of him; how he could be expected to haul all the stuff himself?, etc. She said she was in no hurry and the insouciance of this remark let him feel, in no uncertain terms, that she had rather firmly and unswervingly made up her mind on this. It was starkly real: the whole affair was over, ended, finis—in a very finalistic way, standing in the hallway, by the door slightly ajar. He couldn’t believe this was happening to him! And the same snow still on the ground outside . . . now trodden down by many sets of feet going in and out that door in the last days.
          He was in quiet turmoil for the remaining 30 hours before he delivered Alexis’ things to Martin Street. He lived not only all those hours in anguish; but relived those involving Lucy side-by-side with them. By Tuesday morning, his first full day at home not working, alone with his thoughts, he was a wreck. He kept asking himself, over and over again, what he had done wrong. What must have he said, and done, wrong, that pushed her away, that frightened her? And this is when, for the first time, he recalled her flinch when he touched her arm and said how much he was missing her already. Did he scare her away? Was he representing the alternate and equally alarming specter of quasi-parental containment? Emotional claustrophobia of the young who are not quite keeping amatory pace with their nominal lovers? He returned the record that she had bought of Billy Joel singing “Just the Way you Are” for their communal pleasure. Also, perhaps a little more significantly, he returned the gift she had bought him of two lovely sterling silver champagne goblets which memorialized their Friday afternoon shrimp-and-champagne ritual. He clearly felt he would no longer have any use for them. It was his way of signaling in return his equal acknowledgment of it being the end of them. And so it was. He smiled wryly as he recalled it being February 12th; Charles Darwin’s birthday.
           What was to be remembered about Alexis? That she was beautiful, certainly. That she was quiet and asked for very little; that she was understanding, but, like youth, she was not quite sensitive enough to others. That she was only relatively mature for he didn’t think she ever thought very much about what she could be for him; what he so badly needed at that juncture in his life. She was spreading her own wings; there was no question of blame here. And her quietness and reticence prevented her from articulating in a way that would, perhaps, ease his pain. So he went painfully into that good night.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Death in the Afternoon

My father was quite an aficionado of the Spanish bullfight and over the years I attended a lot of bullfights with him. But none was as memorable as July 11, 1987 in Pamplona for two reasons, I was almost killed in the encierro—the running of bulls—and, later that afternoon, I watched a picador narrowly escape death by the one of the same bulls.




I have to admit that in the ten years that I regularly ran the encierro in Pamplona I was always the most apprehensive about running the bulls from two particular ranches—the Muiras, which have the reputation of having killed the most matadors, including Manolete, and the Pablo Romeros, which were the biggest bulls in Spain. That particular Saturday morning, the fifth day of the Fiesta of San Fermín, we were running the Pablo Romeros, known by the American runners as the “boxcar” bulls. Since it was my third year attending the fiesta, I had not run in more than a dozen encierros, so it’s not surprising I made mistakes, serious mistakes.

I started the run in a position that only an experienced runner should take, near the top of Calle Domingo, only a few hundred feet from the corral, which meant that the bulls would catch me at the 90 degree turn where the course heads up the dreaded Calle Estefeta. The Estefeta is a straight and narrow uphill street of shops shuttered for the run. The street holds no quarter for runners looking to bail out other than a small alley that bisects the long two-block stretch.

In my short time running the encierro, I was aware of the particular dangers of the course and one of them was that turn, which was difficult for the bulls and even some of the lead steers to negotiate. I was told that I didn’t want to be on the outside corner as the bulls skidded into the turn and to be between a 1200 pound bull and the heavy wooden barricade.

But on that chilly July morning that’s exactly where I found myself, at exactly the wrong time. One of the bulls skidded into me and hit me with his hind-quarter so hard that I flew about 10 feet into the barricade well ahead of him and out of his path. It felt like getting hit by a car.

It was an inglorious encierro for me. I lost all the skin the entire length of my left arm and, unknown to me until I returned to the States, had dislocated a disc in my vertebrae. That morning, however, the medics at the makeshift enfermaria, bandaged me up and sent me on my way.

Aching all over as I was, I knew I had to bare the pain to see these bulls fight that afternoon. If my father didn’t have a date for the bullfights, I could wrangle his other ticket in his abono from him. I enjoyed seeing a bullfight with my father as he was quite knowledgeable. He also had a press pass, which he occasionally used to get us into the callejón, the passageway between the barricade and the stands to get closer to the cuadrillas, the bullfighters’ entourages, and the action. That he said I could go with him.

Of course, the Pablo Romeros did not disappoint. I remember the hush that fell over the crowd when the door from the stalls opened and an even larger bull came out for the second fight of the afternoon. His name was “Chivito,” little goat, and weighed 651 kilos or 1435 pounds. I couldn’t imagine why he was given such a name, but it would soon became apparent.

Chivito ran the length of the ring twice then trotted out to the center and, after turning abruptly as if something had caught his attention, charged the barrera and leaped over it, landing in the callejón, where he chased mozos through the narrow passage before being led back out into the ring.

“He’s big enough he can see over the barrera,” my father observed. “He’s attracted to any movement behind it.”

Then the first picador, a horse-mounted torero with a lance, came out along with another torero carrying the traditional magenta and yellow cape to draw the bull’s attention. The bull immediately charged the horse and hit it so hard that the picador flew off. He quickly got to his feet, but would have been gored if not for the torero attracting the bull’s attention with the cape. The picador scrambled over the barrera into the callejón. The bull turned again to the now rider-less horse, and butted his head under the horse’s belly like a goat and proceeded to lift the horse completely off the ground and with a flip of his head tried to send the horse over the barrera.

As the mozos held his now battered but yet unbroken mount against the barrera the picador climbed back on his horse, while the torero caped the bull a few more times. Again the bull, ignoring the torero, charged the barrera and leaped over it. Again mozos ran for their lives in a chase to lead the bull back into the arena.

By then the second picador had come into the ring. Chivito immediately charged the horse, pinning it against the barrera and then got his head under the horse and proceeded to lift both man and horse off the ground. If it hadn’t been for the mozos pushing back from the callejón, he would have flipped both man and beast out of the ring.

The bull turned his attention back to the first picador and charged him again. The picador got his lance into the bull just as it met the horse, got under it again and gave it a toss. Because the picador was leaning over so far, the toss caused him to fall off the horse and be impaled on the horns of the bull. The bull started violently tossing his head, throwing the picador off who was stuck to his horns.

The bull was eventually distracted long enough for the medical team to pick up the fallen picador. As they raced out of the ring with the picador on a stretcher, he managed to give the crowd a thumbs up, which they acknowledged with cheers and bravos.

“That’s always a bad sign,” my father said. “He’ll be dead before they get him out of the plaza. I’ve seen it too many times before.”

Finally, the first banderillero came out and placed the first pair of banderillas in the bull. I noticed, due to the sheer size of these bulls, it was difficult for the banderilleros to get their barbed sticks, banderillas, over the horns and into the back of the bulls’ necks. They were arching way over and leaping higher than I’d ever seen them to avoid the lethal horns.

It’s not uncommon for the matador himself to place one of the three pairs of banderillas into the bulls neck, but that day the matador who was to fight Chivito, Luis Francisco Esplá, refused and was jeered by the Pamplona crowd and even had a bottle thrown at him. After all six banderillas had been placed and Chivito was showing signs of tiring, Esplá came out to fight.

Esplá’s fight was mediocre, not worthy of such a fine bull, but eventually death came to Chivito, but not to the picador, Victoriano Cáneva, who survived his cornada. I found out later, that the horns of the bull had punctured a lung and his liver. He was in surgery for two hours in a Pamplona hospital and spent the next 11 days in intensive care, after which he was moved to a hospital in Madrid. Luis Francisco Esplá vowed that day he would never again fight in Pamplona.




Thursday, January 19, 2017

Fraulein Clausewitz

I spent the Christmas of 1990 with my German girlfriend Anke and her family in Hamburg. While we were there we took some trips through what was until a few weeks prior, East Germany. Germany had just been reunified a couple of months before and you could drive from Hamburg to Berlin, for the first time in over 40 years, which we did. We were thinking about opportunities there might be in the newly-unified city. I had never been there and was eager to see what it looked like before the wall that surrounded the western half of the city was completely torn down. I grew up on spy novels and Berlin was, of course, ground zero in the Cold War, the gateway between East and West through the Iron Curtain.
By the time we returned home to Brooklyn, we had decided to move to Berlin the following summer. I had to break the news to my parents. My mother would be fine as long as she could meet the girl with whom I was making the move. The problem was meeting my father was always a potential deal breaker in any relationship I’d had.
I remember introducing him to a beautiful girl named Cornelia I was dating in college. We were at his house in Philadelphia one evening and I remember my father handing off the phone to me while talking to one of my sisters. While I was talking on the phone, my father offered to show my girlfriend his war room in the basement where he had a giant table set up with a World War II battle scene with toy soldiers, artillery and tanks. When they came up from the basement Cornelia glared at me. She took the first opportunity to tell me that my father had made a pass at her in the war room.
That’s the way it was with my father. If he liked a girl I was dating, he eventually ended up making a pass at her and if he didn’t like her, he was vicious and cruel toward her. So you can understand my apprehension. I wasn’t concerned whether my father would like Anke, but that he wouldn’t at least be civil to her and she would come away from the experience wondering what kind of family she was getting involved with. Add to this the fact that Anke herself was very quiet and unassuming.
A few months after coming home from Germany, my father called to say my sisters were coming to Philadelphia to spend their spring break there. He invited me and my girlfriend  to come for the weekend and I thought it would be a good opportunity for Anke to meet my sisters and, of course, my father, if ever there was a “good” opportunity. So we drove down to Philadelphia from New York.
At first everything was going well. I think my father was on his best behavior because of the presence of my teenage sisters. I don’t remember what we ate, but it was probably one of my father’s great pizzas he made from scratch, having spent the afternoon picking up ingredients at the Italian Market in South Philly. Anyway, family gatherings with my father usually converged around the playing of a board game, in which he would berate us on the stupidity of our moves and otherwise humiliate us in the company of whomever had the misfortune of letting themselves be dragged into this private hell known as game night.
 I think in my father’s mind the choice of the game was decided by the fact of Anke being German. The Second World War would be reenacted in a game of Risk. As my father handed out the different colored playing pieces, he looked at Anke and—in a bad German accent—said, “And SS black for za fraulein,” as he gave her the black tokens. The pained expressions on the faces of the rest us showed embarrassment, if not surprise, at my father’s typical bad taste. I knew this wasn’t going to end well.
I never understood by father’s fixation with the military. The full extent of my father’s service was being bounced out of ROTC after being classified 4F for bad eyesight, bordering on legal blindness and flat feet. But it never seemed to dampen his interest in all things military. In his library of over six thousand books, there were over 500 books on war and military. He had a toy soldier collection that once belonged to Hermann Göring. He knew by heart the dates of all the great battles in history. A game of Risk then was mere child’s play for a great amateur war strategist. Except that the black tokens were slowly spreading across the board from Europe and into Africa, Scandinavia and Russia.
The Risk board was beginning to look a lot like those maps in World War II newsreels showing what would happen if Nazi aggression went unchecked. When my girlfriend Anke made any kind of unconventional move in the game, my father would stroke his chin and say, “Verrry Interrresting,” like Arte Johnson in a German uniform peeking through a potted plant. He started referring to her as “Fraulein Clausewitz,” alluding to the great German military tactician, which, coming from my father was the closest she’d ever come to receiving any kind of compliment.
It was not my father’s finest hour as Britain fell to Fraulein Clausewitz’s army, which she then used as a stepping stone to Greenland, Canada and eventually the United States. One by one the rest of us were eliminated from the game leaving my father and Anke battling it out in what was left of the U.S. My father was beginning to seethe as Anke clearly demonstrated her Aryan superiority and more importantly seemed to be immune to my father’s remarks, which always had the effect of throwing us, his kids, off our game, allowing him to win.
Finally, my father conceded the game to Anke by throwing down his cards and saying, “I’ve had enough. I’m going to bed,”
“You surrender?” I asked him.
“Yes,” he answered curtly.
“Unconditionally?” I added.
“Smartass,” He said and without so much as a by-your-leave stalked upstairs to bed. Suffice to say that the atmosphere for the rest of the weekend was chilly.

Although my relationship with Anke ended that following summer in Holland, just 10 kilometers short of the German border, I don’t believe that in this particular instance the breakdown of the relationship had much, if anything, to do with my father being an asshole. But I underestimated my father’s ability to hold a grudge until some four years later when I was going through my father’s papers after his death and found a version of his will, almost identical to the version that was ultimately probated except for a few minor additions and deletions, that excluded me from any inheritance if I was married to “that Nazi bitch, Anke [Last name misspelled].”

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Coffee, Tea or Me?

The story of my father meeting his second wife, Beverly, is told here in two parts: first through entries in my father’s journal at the time, which gives some insight into his state of mind in the days leading up to meeting and marrying her. The details differ between his journal entries, written only a week later, and his unfinished autobiography written 28 years later, but the basic facts are consistent. They met at around 10:30 pm on Friday, December 9, 1966 and were married less than 72 hours later.

Dec. 5, ’66 I guess I burn my bridges as fast as I erect them. Like Karen, for example. Just couldn’t take her lack of feeling. 28 years have hardened her too much. Frenchy can’t make the Gemini Ball, so I’ll not go. Back to “0” again. Still awaiting the return of the ticket from Diana—also be interested to see if she’ll reply. Mary Ann called last night—very warm and friendly for a change. Says she might come down with the boys in January. Might just be starting the new year off right. Still waiting to hear from Verena about word on her job. Two months since I heard from Suzanne & 1 week from tomorrow is the first anniversary of our engagement. So much for sentiment. Three weeks from now I’ll be in Washington—ugh! This job rat-race again. I still feel like an emotional zero—but getting out of here will surely help. Haven’t got much mail lately. 207 days left. (29½ wks)
Dec. 8, ’66 I often tell myself that I shouldn’t be alone like this—that I don’t deserve to be alone. I suppose I have had the opportunities—and muffed a good many of them. But people who love or have loved people should forgive & forget. Maybe that’s it—maybe I just haven’t been really loved. They—Gudrun, Suzanne, Mary Ann, Diana, Alicia, Carol, Nilla, etc.—all know I am alone—they’re not exactly overleaping themselves to get here. And here I am—29 more weeks! I drive at night—like to my class—or I lie awake at night—I feel as though there should be someone by my side. Where have all the young girls gone? I’m nearly 30 and my prime is passing. Not much, if anything to show. Some photos, some writings, some memories. We really live in the minds of others—even before we die. How many people think of me? Soon it will be a year since Susanne & I were engaged & soon a year since she left. Soon it will be 5 months since I was last alive. Yes, I have been dead for 5 months—five long months. But I shall be dead much longer. There are only three people who can bring me back to life—Gudrun, Susanne or Mary Ann.
Dec. 18 ’66 That was some sentence, that last sentence, “Someone new and fantastic.” Less than 24 hours after I wrote that I met Beverly. Bill came up to my place around 8:45 with a friend called Karl. We drank and talked until 10—then Bill left. Karl and I drank to 10:30 then went down to the 3rd Unit rec room where his room-mate was having a party for his fellow Philco workers. Bev was there with Karl’s room-mate. I only got to know where she lived. I agreed to drive her to her job at 4 p.m. the next day. I showed up at 11:00 a.m.—we talked, then she came over for lunch to my place—then I took her to the airport, where I was to pick her up again Sunday at 10:30 p.m.
                [On Sunday] I brought her back to my place & we never left each other’s sight until we were married 5 p.m. Monday!
                It is so nice to have someone to live for. Beverly will fill a big empty spot in my life. She has more class than Susanne, more beautiful & less screwed up than Gudrun. I am more than happy to trade in my past for a future with Beverly. I might even stay on at the NASA job!



For their first wedding anniversary my father gave Beverly a copy of the book Coffee, Tea or Me? inscribed above, which had just been published two months prior. Not the most thoughtful gift, but the traditional first anniversary gift is paper.

This would be the last entry my father would in his journal for 389 days. What follows is my father’s detailed version of his whirlwind romance with Beverly, which he wrote in his autobiography in late 1994.

                Life at the Villa Monterrey was picking up. Bill Hamilton, ever the ladies’ man, was quite a help. We shared a lot of information on the girls at the Villa. Indeed, we ‘created’ the Seven (Social) Dwarfs. It started with a girl who had distinct body odor—she was ‘Smelly’; then there was a thoroughly dense one—‘Dopey’ naturally; then there was one with a notoriously bad sleep-around reputation—she was ‘Easy.’ And on it went: ‘bashful,’ ‘rock,’ ‘bitchy,’ and ‘sloppy’. Bill and I actually took a pair of identical twins to a Villa costume party once.
                The first big event of the fall was the NASA Gemini Ball, that was to be held on Saturday, the 10th of December.
                Now there was this exceedingly sexy, sultry, attractive girl who worked at NASA and who lived at the Villa—Sharon Huvar. She was about 5'6", blonde, blue-eyed and got men all worked up just walking down the halls of the MSC. Men had wet dreams about her. I suppose, however, that most believed that she was beyond their reach. I got along with her, though I'd been warned that she had a middle-aged divorced Mom with whom she lived who was extremely jealous of her daughter and kept her under as tight a reign as possible. Well, be that as it may, I asked Sharon to accompany me to the Gemini Ball—and was surprised and delighted when she accepted! I think we had one date, a rather ordinary one, before the big night. Bill was amazed that I'd hooked Sharon for the Ball and gave me a few ‘nudge, nudge, know what I mean?’ jabs. He thought that, if I performed properly, that Xmas would come early for me in 1966!
                A few days later (it being still two weeks before the Ball), Bill approached me with news of an upcoming Friday night [December 9] party in the 3rd Unit Rec Room—being thrown by a ‘buddy’ of his. He said the guy was also a GE contract worker at NASA; I would have no problem if I showed up. He was also anxious to inform me that a new “gorgeous” tenant had just moved into our unit: a tall, leggy blue-eyed blonde that I ‘would just kill for.’ He said that his buddy had also authorized him to invite her to the party; so I should definitely be there. It was the Friday night before the Gemini Ball.
                That was an interesting week: Sharon dropped by my office several times, usually with such marginally relevant questions as to what color and type of dress I thought she should wear. Only now, looking back with venerable hindsight, can I appreciate that the girl was definitely attracted to me (and probably her mother, a working class woman herself, thought a professor would make a good catch). I was proud of the fact that Bart and others would stick their heads out the door to watch Sharon's seductive fanny as she exited our hallowed halls.
                Friday night soon arrived and Bill and I, after a few drinks at my place (overlooking the 3rd Rec Room), decided that the party was getting full enough to warrant our attention at a closer scrutiny.
                As we wandered around the crowded place I was relieved to see that Sharon was not around, but curious as to this new beauty that Bill promised would be there. When I asked him, he pointed up to the mezzanine area and said that she was up there talking to our host. I bounded up the stairs to check out this babe.
                Bill was right, she was a beauty. But that twangy Southern drawl: it sounded like an audition for Scarlet O'Hara! Now, if I could just overlook that . . .
                But I succumbed nonetheless. I was delighted to hear that she was an airline stewardess (for Delta). She had just moved to Houston from Atlanta the previous Wednesday, so she was fresh meat. We made petty, pseudo-sophisticated small talk for about half an hour and then, in my usual, now-legendary, manner, I asked her if she would become my mistress. I must say this, she took it right in stride, not battering one little Scarlet eyelash: “Sonny boy, why you just couldn't afford me!” Two things I did not know at the time: (1) that within 60 hours she would be my wife, and (2) that she would be totally correct in her warning! I was not discouraged, but pressed her for a date for the following night—then I remembered the Gemini Ball. But, she said, she had to work this weekend, so . . . I quickly asked her when she was returning. She said on Sunday. I asked her when on Sunday (I clearly was not to be dissuaded). She said she wouldn't get back until just after Midnight. I offered to pick her up at the Airport. She said that wouldn’t be necessary, then looked as if she was going to turn away and enjoy the rest of that evening. My mind was churning, it had to claim some psycho-emotional beachhead. Sharon and the Gemini Ball were the furthest things from my mind! Then she turned back to me.
                “Peter, there is one small favor you could do for me, if you don't mind . . .” I was overjoyed—she had remembered my name, at least!
                “Anything, sweetheart. What is it?”
                “Well, my car hasn’t arrived yet and I could use a lift over to the airport tomorrow.”
                “What time?”
                “I have to be there by 1:15.”
                “No problem.” I paused. “But there is one condition . . .”
                “What's that?”
                “That you have lunch with me beforehand.” She looked a trifle put-out.
                “Well, I usually sleep late and then just grab a cup of coffee—cause I can always eat on the plane.” I was not to be deterred.
                “Look, I'll be over at noon, we'll take it from there.” She thought about it for one fateful moment, then decided in the affirmative.
                Her apartment was only down the stairs and about 10 yards away. I rang her bell precisely at noon.
                A voice on the other side of the door said that she couldn’t open the door because she didn't have any clothes on. She said she would unlock it and I could come in, but I was to wait about half-a-minute to give her time to get back to her room to put on her robe. I agreed, then heard the door latch unfasten.
                I waited a full 5 seconds before I tried the door. I wanted to see the goods, but all I caught was a glimpse of a pair of tender succulent bums turning into a doorway down the hall. When she came back out in her robe, she showed me her kitchen area and said I was welcome to make us whatever with whatever I found available there. I made a small cheese omelet which we downed with some white wine.
                As we walked to my car I asked her what time she returned. She said that the plane got in a little after midnight and she would be out about 15 minutes later. I said that the night would still be young and that I‘d pick her up where I was dropping her . . . about 12:20 a.m. She started to protest but I guess she realized that I would hardly take no for an answer, so reluctantly agreed. I was so delighted that I didn't give a moment's thought to Sharon or the Gemini Ball that same evening. I only remembered that I was picking Sharon up at 7:30. Hopefully, not expecting any amatory success with Sharon, 11:30 would not be too early to call it quits at the ball.
                Sharon looked lovely when I came to fetch her, and her mother was quite enthusiastic about the whole thing. I knew precious few people who would be there (Bart & Sally Hacker were not going), so was not all that enthused about the whole thing. Further, I was feeling guilty knowing in advance that I had to make an early evening of it, particularly as how eager Sharon had been. So off we went.
                The ball didn't amount to all that much—especially to relatively new people like me, who had neither participated to any real extent in the project and who had friends at the Ball. At about 10:15 p.m. the tension became too much and I just had to get out of there. It was, I thought, going to be difficult to leave so early; Sharon had been at NASA for a few years and knew quite a few people at the Ball. Fortunately—or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it—Sharon misinterpreted my urging that we make an early getaway. She thought I was so hot for her that I couldn't wait to get her back to my place.
                We got back to Villa Monterey just before 11 p.m. Because I was thinking in terms of taking Sharon back to her apartment, I took the turn on the path from the garage in that direction. Again, she saw this as an admirable lack of presumption on my part—and steered me back in the direction of my own place, reminding me that a gentleman always invited a lady for a cup of coffee after an evening's drinking, so why shouldn't I? Egads!, the less interested I was, the easier it became.
                When we got into my apartment Sharon made a lunge for me. Not only was it a hungry, intense kiss, but I felt one of her legs rise up as she rubbed me very obviously with her thigh! Well, as Confucius say, “a stiff prick knows no conscience” so, putting all thought of Beverly aside for the moment, I obliged Sharon in the large Naugahyde recliner that dominated my sitting room (why soil good sheets when they might soon be used again in such a short time?!) It was still just a little past eleven and I guess, in her mind, my performance rated an encore, so Sharon moved on top of me this time in the recliner and I was ready in a flash. Next thing I know, Sharon is urging me towards the bedroom. I sneak a furtive peek at my watch. It was almost 11:30 p.m., I had to walk Sharon home, clean up the place a bit, then drive over to pick up Beverly by 12:15 a.m. It was definitely time to give it a bit of a rest, besides, I got the first half of a hoped-for twofer, why screw it up now? Besides, if I listened to that voice of the little man inside of me and opted to linger with Sharon, there were still two additional considerations: first, I would have to bring Sharon home to her overbearing mother, second, going all the way plus lingering or steeping in it, would only connote a more serious, potentially marital-type, relationship. So, in this, one of my final moments of rationality for that year (read: decade), I took Sharon home, promising her that there would shortly be a re-match, but that right now I was past it, and needed to get my beauty sleep. Lord only knows what path my future would have taken had Sharon said to hell with her mother and insisted on sharing that night with me! But she didn't and, in a few minutes, I was in my car, heading towards the airport. I picked Beverly up at exactly 12:15 a.m.
                My psycho-traumatized memory will not allow me to recall the events of that night. Suffice it to say, the hour, the booze, the loneliness and poverty of my existence in Houston, job dissatisfaction, when coupled with the beauty, intelligence, and interest of this Southern beauty, led me to propose to this woman. We naturally tested the relationship in the sack and—surprise! surprise!—it worked! When dawn broke I roused Beverly, boinked her one more time (to make sure I'd contacted reality) and insisted on going into the Marriage Bureau in downtown Houston. I remember driving, top-down, in my TR-4A convertible, with my super-duper Blaupunkt radio blaring Happy Together by the Turtles, oblivious to the world and its responsibilities (it was, after all, a workday that Monday a.m.).
                At the Marriage Bureau I was informed that, while there was no waiting period and no blood test in the state of Texas, a Doctor’s certificate attesting to a negative Wasserman test was a requirement. Undaunted, I took us from City Hall directly to my friend [Dr.] Joe MacLemore's office.
                When we got to Joe’s office, his secretary had only just opened up the door. When I told her I was an old friend from Cambridge, England and it was an emergency, she let me straight in. I grabbed Joe and told him he had to do me a pre-marital blood certificate, stat! But Joe was not one to be pushed into anything that quickly. He urged me to slow down, catch my breath, send Beverly back to his office so he could meet her himself, then he might consider my request. Beverly duly went back to see Joe in his office, while I paced around the waiting room.
                When Joe came out of his office, having left Beverly sitting inside, I collared him.
                “Well? . . . How about it?” I looked questioningly at him.
                “Well, let's put it this way,” he said, looking quite seriously, “If she’s got a twin sister, I’d join you in a double ceremony!” So that was it, another nail in my bachelor’s coffin. Now, back to City Hall!
                City Hall was enjoying a slow day at its Marriage Bureau. We had forms to fill out. In the middle of it all, while the clerk was typing out the forms, I looked over at her and stammered “Are we really doing what I think we’re doing?” And she stammered back “I think so . . .” When the forms were ready, we had to ask what we did next. We were told that all we had to do was find someone to perform the ceremony. Then, as we looked quizzically at each other, the clerk informed us that any judge we could find in chambers on the 4th floor who was willing, could perform such a ceremony—unless, of course, we had a preference for a religious ceremony. We headed for the elevator, and the 4th floor

                Despite it being only 10:30 a.m. the judge we found was obviously intoxicated. But he was obliging. He started the usual ceremony, but about 1/3rd of the way through reading it, his eyes started to fail him and he handed over the little book to Beverly and I to read aloud to him, then cut us off just before the end and declared that we were married. He fell back into his chair and I tucked a $10 bill in his handkerchief pocket and, thanking him profusely, took Beverly and left. By 11 we were back in the car, heading south, married. It was December 12th, 1966; total elapsed time of knowing each other beforehand: 4+ hours. The marriage, with two children [Jennifer and Jessica], would last until October, 1977.